From Morning Briefing:
A Texas couple decided two years ago to name their newborn son ESPN. This after another Texas couple had named their son Espn and a Michigan couple had named their son Espen.
ESPN, never one to miss an opportunity for self-promotion, is planning a special on the three youngsters.
“Not sure what the show will be called,” writes Greg Cote of the Miami Herald, “but I would suggest, ‘My Parents Are Idiots.’ “