From the Late Show with David Letterman
10. “You don’t have any money? That’s cool”
(Dominic Chianese) [Junior]9. “Screw this home cooking — I’m going to the Olive Garden”
(Aida Turturro) [Janice]8. “In addition to disposing of bodies, you’ll need to know how to use Powerpoint and Excel”
(Steven Van Zandt) [Silvio]7. “Wasn’t that the guy from Springsteen’s E Street Band?”
(Robert Iler) [A.J.]6. “I just hooked up an illegal cable box. Now I’m getting free HBO”
(Jamie-Lynn Discala) [Meadow]5. “Tony, I’m gonna need to leave early today for Rosh Hashanah”
(Tony Sirico) [Paulie]4. “I want a bigger part — what are you gonna do, kill my character?”
(Drea de Matteo) [Adriana]3. “Hey Paulie, how about you and me going up to Massachusetts and getting married?”
(Michael Imperioli) [Christopher]2. “I can’t go to prison — Martha Stewart will eat me alive!”
(Edie Falco) [Carmela]1. “I just whacked myself”
(James Gandolfini) [Tony]