“John Kerry and Ralph Nader met face-to-face, it was a historic meeting. Astronomers said today their meeting actually created what is called a ‘charisma black hole.'”
Jay Leno
“You ever take a good look at Ralph Nader? Don’t you think he looks like Kerry if you left him in the dryer for couple of days?”
Jay Leno
“John Kerry met with Ralph Nader. Wouldn’t you have liked to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation? And if you had, you would have been the most charismatic thing in the room.”
David Letterman