Susan DuQuesnay at Juanita’s tells us about Bud Lite, the county attorney.
You know all this outsourcing stuff you’ve been hearing about? Well, Bud invented that. No, I’m serious. He did. He got elected and then realized that he didn’t know diddle squat about law – including, but not limited to, that you stand up when addressing the judge – so he started outsourcing all his work to private lawyers. And, Commissioners let him because even they realized that he’s dumber than bean dip. And, Darlin’, you gotta be Olympic dumb for county commissioners to take notice of it.