“Dick Cheney gave a speech at the Coast Guard Academy in which he vowed that Americans would fight on in Iraq. Actually he said, ‘not me, but a lot of other Americans.’ Maybe we should have a new law in this country: Anybody vowing to fight on should actually have to do some of the fighting.”
Jay Leno
“According to some reports, U.S. forces bombed a wedding party in Iraq. Apparently President Bush thought it might have been a gay wedding.”
Jay Leno
“The White House is now saying that they still do not have a timetable for when the U.S. will be out of Iraq. Although they hinted that it would be early in the Kerry administration.”
David Letterman