“President Bush apologized on TV to Iraqi prisoners. I don’t know if the apology was sincere, because at the end, he says, ‘I’m George Bush and I approve of this naked pyramid.’ ”
— Craig Kilborn
“As you know it’s May sweeps — which is a real dilemma for the Bush White House. Do they bring out Osama now or wait until November?”
— Jay Leno
“President Bush is on a bus tour right now, visiting small towns in Michigan and Ohio, because he says, and I quote, ‘I find it really fun to go to a place where people don’t expect the president to come.’ So the next place he’s going — a bookstore.”
— Jay Leno