President Bush used an Associated Press luncheon to address a recent poll showing two-thirds of Americans believe another terrorist attack is “somewhat likely” before the November elections.
Reassure us, Mr. President!
(Bush footage) “Our intelligence is good. It’s just never perfect, that’s the problem. We’re disrupting cells here in America. We’re chasing people down. But we’ve got a big country.”
There you have it. Vote Bush in ’04. Because if this were Luxembourg, he could keep us safe.
Jon Stewart, The Daily Show