That’s the big story — Michael [Jackson] and Mark Geragos have split up. Apparently Michael’s upset with Geragos because he wouldn’t play ball. He also wouldn’t play tag, hide-n-seek, or kick the can.
Actually the other rumor is that Mark Geragos quit. See that’s when you know you’re in trouble, when your lawyer looks at both his big cases and decides Scott Peterson may be the more innocent one.
— Jay Leno