NewMexiKen received this lucrative email a short while ago.
Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!
Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins
Visit Correctional FacilitiesWant to start your own church?
Press here to find out how
Marriage for all who want to be married and communion without questioning the communicant’s political points-of-view will be dogma at the First Church of NewMexiKen.
That sounds like my kind of church. There aren’t many like that around!
My friend once told me that her church didn’t have a lot of rules to follow. She said that their belief was easy, “Accept Jesus Christ as your savior or go to hell.” Doesn’t sound so easy to me.