Best line of the day, so far

From the USA Today story on the worst songs:

The entry most likely to peeve fans is Simon & Garfunkel’s The Sounds of Silence.

“It’s the freshman-poetry meaningfulness that got our goat,” Marks says. “With self-important lyrics like, ‘Hear my words that I might teach you,’ it’s almost a parody of pretentious ’60s folk-rock.

“If Frasier Crane wrote a song, this would be it.”