Quips

From Morning Briefing in the Los Angeles Times:

Bob Knight’s former 4,660-square-foot home, located on five acres in Bloomington, Ind., is for sale on EBay for $397,000. Says Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times: “To spice up the deal, rumor has it that they’ll throw in a folding chair.”

David Letterman, noting that Alex Rodriguez had already become involved in charity activities in New York, said, “What he decided to do was pay a visit to the less fortunate, and so he drove past Shea Stadium.”