Dave Barry posted an item earlier today:
WE SEE NO REASON WHY THIS WOULD NOT WORK
An idea whose time has come: Tornado Fighters.
Better yet are his readers suggestions —
A more practical approach would be to set up decoy trailer parks in uninhabited areas to lure the tornadoes away from populated areas.
— Ernie Gudath”
An even MORE practical approach would be to set up decoy trailer parks on Capitol Hill.
— Mike DeCleene