Late Show Top Ten Archive: October 14, 2003
10. Under pressure, Martha sometimes swallows her chaw
9. Barbara showing gratitude for illegal stock tip that paid for new Hummer
8. When Don Zimmer rushed in and took a swing at Martha
7. Martha grew up in poor neighborhood where several households had to share single spice rack
6. The Madonna and Britney-style open mouth kiss
5. Martha introducing her fiance, Ben Affleck
4. Entire hour spent breaking down this week’s Bears-Seahawks game
3. Barbara closing with, “See ya in 3 to 5”
2. Martha’s first book, “Entertaining,” was ghost-written by a young Dave Letterman
1. The two women comparing their “groped by Schwarzenegger” stories