10. Cubic grandchildren take three times more maintenance than regular flat ones.
9. Now that he’s retired he can’t afford a Halloween costume so he has to make his own.
8. Secretly working on Tuesday Morning Quarterback submissions.
7. Now that New Mexico is back on Standard Time he has one hour less daylight to work with every day.
6. He fell into a Memory Hole and can’t get back out.
5. Absent-mindedly missed one answer during a millisecond he was thinking about getting a dog.
4. He was out buying clothes pegs to attempt a new world record.
3. Too busy sweeping up clay kitten shards in backyard.
2. iTunes!
And the number one reason NewMexiKen scored below his Impressive average on the latest edition of The Week Quiz; actually all of his answers were correct but the solar flares corrupted them before they could be submitted.
Thanks to — you guessed it — Lee.