Laugh out loud funny, if a little too true

Take a trip on SkyHigh Airlines. Be sure to plan an intinerary, check out the Super Scrimper Fares and see the employee of the month. And Airport Overnighter Tips:

DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING WITH YOUR BARE SKIN
Thousands and thousands and thousands of people pass through an airport on any given day. And chances are, a lot of them have something weird going on medically. Enough said.

FAST-FOOD WRAPPERS: THE TRAVELER’S MULTI-PURPOSE PAL
If travelers knew all the great uses for fast-food packaging, they wouldn’t be so quick to lick the goop off of it and throw it in the trash. But their ignorance is your gain! Stuff a fast-food sack with 2-3 dozen hamburger wrappers and voila: a fragrant pillow!