- Their #1 product would be “Microsoft Winders.”
- Instead of an hourglass icon, you would get an empty beer bottle.
- Occasionally, you would bring up a winder that was covered with a Hefty bag and duct tape.
- Instead of “Yes,” “No,” “Cancel”, dialog boxes would give you the choice of “Aww-right,” “Naw,” or “Git.”
- Instead of “Ta-Da!”‘, the opening sound would be “Dueling Banjos.”
- The “Recycle Bin” in Winders would be an outhouse.
- Whenever you pulled up the sound player you would hear a digitized drunk yelling “Freebird!” and “Roll Tide.”
- Power Point would be “Par Pawnt.”
- Microsoft’s programming tool would be “Vishual Basic.”
- Winders Logo would incorporate the Confederate flag.
- Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.
- Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.
- “Flight Simulator” would be replaced by “NASCAR Simulator.”
- Microsoft CEO: Billy-Bob (aka “Bubba”) Gates.
- Direct link to WWW (World Wide Wrestling) Home Page.
Slightly revised from list found on the ‘net.