Ideas for a New Constitutional Convention

Hunter at Daily Kos has ideas for nine new Constitutional amendments. Most are pretty funny — and some are worth trying too, like this:

If we cannot abolish the House, then there are still other things we can do. We can make it like Survivor, and vote the two most obnoxious House members out of office every week of the session. If it’s good enough a system for television, surely it’s good enough for the government of a country obsessed with television.