Thursday, December 23, 2004
It’s the birthday
… of Montgomery Burns, Smithers, Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner and Reverend Lovejoy. Harry Shearer is 61.
Archive for December 23, 2004
Laughing because I’m too old to cry
“President Bush got an early Christmas gift. This week, President Bush was chosen as ‘Person of the Year’ by Time magazine. Not only that, Martha Stewart was chosen as person of the year by Doing Time magazine.”
— Conan O’Brien
“Yesterday, I received a Christmas card from Donald Rumsfeld in the mail. Would have been nice if he had actually signed it.”
— David Letterman
Best line of the day, so far
“Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.”
— Bart Simpson
Thanks to The Sonoran Son.
