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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 ·
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Archive for 'Humor'
How to Save $148 On an iPod Touch
Thursday, March 4, 2010 ·
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Boy Meets Curl
Friday, February 26, 2010 ·
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Homer and Marge go to Vancouver with the Mixed Curling team.
It was so wrong but it felt so right
Monday, January 11, 2010 ·
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Jill writes a testimonial of sorts for — Gasp, where did I go wrong as a parent; I blame this on her mother — Wal-Mart.
State Of The Union Could Coincide With 'Lost' Premiere
Monday, January 11, 2010 ·
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Read what The Onion’s American Voices think.
Full Body Scans to Double as Annual Checkups
Thursday, January 7, 2010 ·
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — In what some in the White House are calling a “win/win” solution to the nation’s airport security and health care reform problems, starting next month U.S. airports will begin conducting full body scans that will double as annual physical checkups.
President Obama announced the breakthrough solution this morning, telling reporters, “With this all-purpose exam, we will be able to find everything from a hidden weapon to a spot on your lung.”
After scanning a passenger, Mr. Obama said, “We will either give you a clean bill of health or wrestle you to the ground.”
The President added that instituting the body scan/checkup could ward off some terrorists right from the start, “because a lot of them will balk at the $25 co-pay.”
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Best closer to the truth than we might imagine line of the day
Monday, December 28, 2009 ·
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In the wake of the Christmas Day airline terror attempt, the Department of Homeland Security today said it was instituting a bold new series of security measures, including issuing an official “proof of terrorism” I.D. card.
“All potential terrorists must have the terrorist I.D. card in order to be barred from boarding,” said Homeland Security secretary Janet Napolitano. “If you want to get on the no-fly list you’ll need a completed application and the $25 fee.”
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12 videos of Christmas
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 ·
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CompromiseCare
Thursday, December 17, 2009 ·
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Good satire abounds today, the latest from the Borowitz Report.
Don’t miss this one. It begins:
• Under CompromiseCare™, people with no coverage will be allowed to keep their current plan.
Best post about recycling and stuff
Thursday, December 17, 2009 ·
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LOL from dooce® today.
Nails It Again
Thursday, December 17, 2009 ·
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Fake Steve gets advice from Sarah Palin.
Some of the others are good too, notably Obama posted earlier, but also Glenn Beck, Osama bin Laden, etc.
Work is for those who never learned how to fish
Thursday, December 17, 2009 ·
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Veteran fisherman Bill Dance’s classic bloopers.
Win Fail
Wednesday, December 16, 2009 ·
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FAIL Blog is a great place to go to waste time and be amused.
But go here too and see some Failblog Pics of the Decade. The first one (the mommy one) is priceless. And the school bus pic just below that gives a whole new meaning to the little bus. And the text message.
The last three of the 16 are mildly NSFW.
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