Archive for April 21, 2005

Whoopie ti yi yo, git along little dogies
You know that Wyoming will be your new home

Nearly 400 bison were pushed back into Yellowstone National Park on Wednesday, topping a single-day record for government agents working on the park’s western border.

Montana Department of Livestock officials said 396 bison were hazed into the park and 50 more may be pushed back today.

On Tuesday, 37 bison were captured and tested for exposure to brucellosis, the contagious disease that government officials worry the bison may spread to nearby cattle.

Of those 37, 16 tested positive for exposure and will be sent to slaughter, 18 tested negative and were released and three calves were taken to an experimental quarantine facility near Gardiner, according to Karen Cooper, a spokeswoman for the Department of Livestock.

Billings Gazette

Boomer boom

In releasing population estimates, the Census Bureau said Thursday that New Mexico will rank 4th in the nation in 2030 in the percentage of population 65 and over: 26.4 percent.

Only Florida - at 27.1 percent- and Maine and Wyoming, at 26.5 percent, will have a larger segment of elderly residents.

AP via The Albuquerque Tribune

Inquiring minds want to know

Eat your way to the bottom of almost any bag of popcorn, and there they are: the rock-hard, jaw-rattling unpopped kernels.

The nuisance kernels have kept many a dentist busy, but their days could be numbered: Scientists say they now know why some popcorn kernels resist popping into puffy white globes.

It’s long been known that popcorn kernels must have a precise moisture level in their starchy center - about 15 percent - to explode. But Purdue University researchers found the key to a kernel’s explosive success lies in the composition of its hull.

Unpopped kernels, it turns out, have leaky hulls that prevent the moisture pressure buildup needed for them to pop and lack the optimal hull structure that allows most kernels to explode.

AP via The Albuquerque Tribune

Jay talking

• Electronics experts say that by 2009 people will be able to watch TV programs on their cell phones. So we are now exactly four years away from the largest car accident is history.

• Business news — U.S. Airways and America West are in talks to merge…to form one really crappy airline.

Jay Leno

Laptop theft

NewMexiKen hasn’t located any news on what happened to the UC Berkeley professor’s laptop thief, or even if he has been apprehended.

But for those unwilling or unable to watch the video, here’s a link to a transcript of what the professor said.

Destination America

Smithsonian Magazine stimulates a little wanderlust.

From Custer’s Little Bighorn battlefield, to Eudora Welty’s Mississippi garden, to an underwater wonderland in the Florida Keys—seven destinations to entice our ever-discerning readers

I said go, go, go, little queenie

Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

Her Majesty is 79 today. Her name is Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor. She signs Elizabeth R.

John Muir …

was born on this date in 1838. The following is from the autobiography of Theodore Roosevelt (1913) and was found at the Sierra Club’s online John Muir Exhibit.

When I first visited California, it was my good fortune to see the “big trees,” the Sequoias, and then to travel down into the Yosemite, with John Muir. Of course of all people in the world he was the one with whom it was best worth while thus to see the Yosemite. He told me that when Emerson came to California he tried to get him to come out and camp with him, for that was the only way in which to see at their best the majesty and charm of the Sierras. But at the time Emerson was getting old and could not go.

John Muir met me with a couple of packers and two mules to carry our tent, bedding, and food for a three days’ trip. The first night was clear, and we lay down in the darkening aisles of the great Sequoia grove. The majestic trunks, beautiful in color and in symmetry, rose round us like the pillars of a mightier cathedral than ever was conceived even by the fervor of the Middle Ages. Hermit thrushes sang beautifully in the evening, and again, with a burst of wonderful music, at dawn.

I was interested and a little surprised to find that, unlike John Burroughs, John Muir cared little for birds or bird songs, and knew little about them. The hermit-thrushes meant nothing to him, the trees and the flowers and the cliffs everything. The only birds he noticed or cared for were some that were very conspicuous, such as the water-ouzels always particular favorites of mine too. The second night we camped in a snow-storm, on the edge of the cañon walls, under the spreading limbs of a grove of mighty silver fir; and next day we went down into the wonderland of the valley itself. I shall always be glad that I was in the Yosemite with John Muir and in the Yellowstone with John Burroughs.