Archive for April 15, 2005

Hope you sold short

The day’s declines were the worst daily falls of the year, in percentage terms, for all three market gauges. And after three consecutive selloffs, the market slump was the worst weekly decline since August. For the year to date, the Dow is down 6.5 percent, the S.&P. 500, down 5.7 percent, and Nasdaq, down 12.3 percent.

The New York Times

As forecast here at NewMexiKen on January 31:

NewMexiKen adjusted my mutual funds today, moving from conservative to more adventuresome investments. Trust me, stock values of all kinds will crash soon.

All booked up

There is a meme going around among bloggers. (According to the totally reliable Wikipedia, a meme is a self-propagating unit of cultural evolution.)

Anyway this particular meme is about books.

  • You’re stuck inside Fahrenheit 451, which book do you want to be?
    I take this question to mean, which book is your favorite rather than which book would be the best fire prevention tool. It’s difficult to pick one favorite, but Killer Angels, Michael Shaara’s Civil War classic, is right up there.

  • Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
    Sure, Sacagawea, Indian teenager (with child) who accompanied Lewis and Clark. This is cheating because she’s an actual person, but most accounts of her are pretty well fictionalized.

  • What are you currently reading?
    Washington’s Crossing by David Hackett Fischer.

  • The last book you bought is:
    Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America (Library of America edition).

  • The last book you read:
    Be Cool by Elmore Leonard. Hey, I was on a plane.

  • Five books you would take to a deserted island:
    TBogg includes The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, which is pretty hard to surpass, but I’d take:
    The Complete Works of Shakespeare because you really could read the plays over-and-over again, and act out the various parts with your imaginary island companions.
    The Old Testament for its sex, violence and humor.
    Don Quixote in Spanish to see if I could figure it out.
    One Hundred Years of Solitude by Garcia Marquez because many say it is the best novel ever and I still haven’t gotten around to reading it.
    Dictionary of Cultural Literacy because, as readers of this website know, I have interests a mile wide and an inch deep.

And now I am supposed to pass this meme along to three other bloggers. No obligation guys, but here you go Tom at Functional Ambivalent, Garret at dangerousmeta!, and Jon at Albloggerque.

Simply remarkable

A series of fascinating photographic portraits from The Snowsuit Effort. There’s one photo a day; click Previous Image to move back through them. Short captions below each photograph.

Take a look!

How much flare did they have to wear?

Tom visits Max & Erma’s, a chain restaurant — America Scares Me: Why I Don’t Go Out Much. His assessment is right on: it’s about selling, not serving.

Woody Guthrie on the Dust Storm

NewMexiKen should have caught this yesterday but — thanks to Stephen Terrell’s post on Ruination Day — I’m only one day late. There are dust storms — and then there are dust storms that elicit ballads.

On the 14th day of April of 1935,
There struck the worst of dust storms that ever filled the sky.
You could see that dust storm comin’, the cloud looked deathlike black,
And through our mighty nation, it left a dreadful track.

From Oklahoma City to the Arizona line,
Dakota and Nebraska to the lazy Rio Grande,
It fell across our city like a curtain of black rolled down,
We thought it was our judgement, we thought it was our doom.

The radio reported, we listened with alarm,
The wild and windy actions of this great mysterious storm;
From Albuquerque and Clovis, and all New Mexico,
They said it was the blackest that ever they had saw.

From old Dodge City, Kansas, the dust had rung their knell,
And a few more comrades sleeping on top of old Boot Hill.
From Denver, Colorado, they said it blew so strong,
They thought that they could hold out, but they didn’t know how long.

Our relatives were huddled into their oil boom shacks,
And the children they was cryin’ as it whistled through the cracks.
And the family it was crowded into their little room,
They thought the world had ended, and they thought it was their doom.

The storm took place at sundown, it lasted through the night,
When we looked out next morning, we saw a terrible sight.
We saw outside our window where wheat fields they had grown
Was now a rippling ocean of dust the wind had blown.

It covered up our fences, it covered up our barns,
It covered up our tractors in this wild and dusty storm.
We loaded our jalopies and piled our families in,
We rattled down that highway to never come back again.

Lyrics as recorded by Woody Guthrie, RCA Studios, Camden, NJ, 26 Apr 1940
Transcribed by Manfred Helfert
© 1960, Ludlow Music, Inc., New York, NY

Molly Brown

This Day in History at the History Channel has the story on the unsinkable Mrs. Brown.

Tammy Grimes played Molly Brown in the 1960 Broadway musical. Debbie Reynolds in the 1964 film. And Kathy Bates, of course, in the 1997 film Titanic.

Here’s a thought

There’s going to be a lot of rich people “kept” alive by their heirs in 2009 in anticipation of the estate tax going away completely in 2010.

How much for tips about teachers?

A Georgia high school will pay snitches up to $100 for tips about other students. Under the new policy, students will be paid $10 for information about a theft on campus; $50 for a tip about the use of beer, pot, or other drugs; and $100 for information about guns or other weapons. “It’s not that we feel there are any problems here,” said Model High School principal Glenn White. “It’s a proactive move.” Tipsters will not be paid, he said, if they’re involved in the crime.

The Week Newsletter

Sad, that it’s come to this. There were always plenty of snitches who worked for free in the past.

The Week Quiz

The Week Quiz

NewMexiKen scored &*%^ correct out of ten. Oops sorry about that typo. Must be one of the bugs in the new formatting.

He’s a Cookie MONSTER for Pete’s sake

Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster is cutting back on sweets to discourage obesity in children. The furry blue puppet is famous for gobbling cookies by the plateful and singing, “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me.” But new episodes have him singing a new tune, “A Cookie is a Sometimes Food,” to encourage kids to eat healthfully. “We’re not putting him on a diet,” a PBS spokesman said. “We’re teaching him moderation.”

The Week Newsletter

Now that’s strict

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger burns his children’s clothing if they fail to put it in the hamper. “He’s strict about laundry,” said his wife, Maria Shriver. “He throws things in the fire.”

The Week Newsletter

Look, up in the sky

Aviation buffs may want to consider the drive to Holloman Air Force Base on Sunday.

The base neighboring Alamogordo is opening its gates to the public for an open house this year. The base is treating attendees to one of the largest air shows the Air Force will put on this year, officials said.

“We like to show our gratitude for all the support we see in New Mexico and West Texas,” base spokesman Tom Fuller said.

The base, home to the Air Force’s only combat squadrons of F-117A Nighthawk stealth fighters, is scheduled to have its blackbirds simulate a four-ship aerial attack. A B-2 Spirit stealth bomber appearance is planned; it will skim 500 feet above the base.

Also expected are the Air Force’s F-16 Falcon fighter jet demonstration team, the Thunderbirds, and the Army’s Golden Knights parachute demonstration team.

A Russian MiG-17F will also be part of the show, as well as aircraft from the German air force that trains at Holloman. Other U.S. Air Force aircraft planned for the events include the F-15E Strike Eagle and the A-10 Warthog fighter jets.

The base gates open at 8:30 a.m. Sunday.

The Albuquerque Journal

Observation

Getting deodorant in your eye is not a good thing. (Don’t ask.)

Update: Actually I would like to recommend putting deodorant in your eye as a way to relieve the symptoms of everything else that’s bothering you. Believe me, you will be focused on the one pain.

Public service

Click here to access IRS Form 4868, Application for Automatic Extension of Time to File U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. You may apply for the extension electronically.

Bessie Smith …

was born on this date in 1895. The following is from the web site for
JAZZ A Film By Ken Burns:

Bessie Smith began her professional career in 1912 by singing in the same show as Ma Rainey, … Her first recording, Down-Hearted Blues, established her as the most successful black performing artist of her time. She recorded regularly until 1928 with important early jazz instrumentalists such as [Clarence] Williams, James P. Johnson, and various members of Fletcher Henderson’s band, including Louis Armstrong, Charlie Green, Joe Smith, and Tommy Ladnier. During this period she also toured throughout the South and North, performing to large audiences. In 1929, she appeared in the film St. Louis Blues. By then, however, alcoholism had severely damaged her career, as did the Depression, which affected the recording and entertainment industries. A recording session, her last, was arranged in 1933 by John Hammond for the increasing European jazz audience; it featured among others Jack Teagarden and Benny Goodman. By 1936, Smith was again performing in shows and clubs, but she died, following an automobile accident, before her next recording session had been arranged.

Smith was unquestionably the greatest of the vaudeville blues singers and brought the emotional intensity, personal involvement, and expression of blues singing into the jazz repertory with unexcelled artistry. Baby Doll and After You’ve Gone, both made with Joe Smith, and Nobody Knows You When You’re Down And Out, with Ed Allen on cornet, illustrate her capacity for sensitive interpretation of popular songs. Her broad phrasing, fine intonation, blue-note inflections, and wide, expressive range made hers the measure of jazz-blues singing in the 1920s. She made almost 200 recordings, of which her remarkable duets with Armstrong are among her best. Although she excelled in the performance of slow blues, she also recorded vigorous versions of jazz standards. Joe Smith was her preferred accompanist, but possibly her finest recording (and certainly the best known in her day) was Back Water Blues, with James P. Johnson. Her voice had coarsened by the time of her last session, but few jazz artists have been as consistently outstanding as she.

The Red Hot Jazz Archive has many Bessie Smith songs you can hear, including Back Water Blues. Her recording, with Louis Armstrong, of St. Louis Blues is essential listening.

Thomas Hart Benton

… was born on this date in 1889.

TrailRiders.jpgNamed after his great-uncle, Missouri’s first senator, Thomas Hart Benton was born on 15 April 1889 in Neosho, Missouri, an Ozark town of 2,000 people. … In 1935 they moved to Kansas City, Missouri, where Benton directed the Art Institute until 1941, and where he contiued to live for the rest of his life. Albert Barnes, the Philadelphia collector, purchased some of his paintings, which raised the level of public success for the artist. Benton published his autobiography, An Artist in America, in 1937. He completed several murals in the midwest and on the east coast. Shortly before Harry Truman’s death in December 1972, Benton finished a portrait of the former President. Thomas Hart Benton died on 19 January 1975 in Kansas City, the day he completed a large mural for the Country Music Foundation of Nashville.

National Gallery of Art

Click on the painting to see larger version.

What about Molly Brown, we’ve heard she’s unsinkable

Titanic Sinks Four Hours After Hitting Iceberg;
866 Rescued By Carpathia, Probably 1,250 Perish;
Ismay Safe, Mrs. Astor Maybe, Noted Names Missing

Biggest Liner Plunges to the Bottom at 2:20 A.M.
RESCUERS THERE TOO LATE
Expect to Pick Up the Few Hundreds Who Took to the Lifeboats.
WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST
Cunarder Carpathia Rushing to New York with the Survivors.
SEA SEARCH FOR OTHERS
The California Stands By on Chance of Picking Up Other Boats or Rafts.
OLYMPIC SENDS THE NEWS
Only Ship to Flash Wireless Messages to Shore After the Disaster.

From The New York Times story of the sinking.

Death and taxes

Will Rogers said, “The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.”

Ogden Nash wrote, “Indoors or out, no one relaxes / In March, that month of wind and taxes, / The wind will presently disappear, / The taxes last us all the year.”

The Writer’s Almanac

April 15

An income tax was first collected during the Civil War from 1862 to 1872. During the administration of President Grover Cleveland, the federal government again levied an income tax, enacted by Congress in 1894. However, the Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional the following year. Supporters of an income tax were forced then to embark on the lengthy process of amending the Constitution. Not until the Sixteenth Amendment was ratified in 1913 was Congress given the power “to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several states, and without regard to any census of enumeration.”

Library of Congress

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