“Okay, so you’re going to tell me that professional baseball is no longer pure — that players make too much money, owners rip off the fans, and there’s drug use. Yeah, well, the same is true for Congress, but I still vote.”
Juanita (Susan DuQuesnay), who claims she intended to watch the Astros-Cardinals Wednesday night and record the debate.
Juanita has an sweet but fun essay on baseball —
Those of you who have been coming to the Beauty Shop for a while know that politics is not my first passion. Baseball is.
Go see what she has to say.
“There’s a lot of talk in political circles about an amendment to the U.S. constitution so people born in other countries can run for president. Apparently this is part of Bush’s plan to outsource the presidency.”
Jay Leno
“During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he’s made. And Bush responded, this debate, the last debate and the next debate.”
Bill Maher
A story from Jason Kottke —
Last week, I saw a guy almost get hit by a van while crossing the street. He was pissed and understandably so. He was in the crosswalk with the walk signal and the guy in the van was super aggressive in trying to get through; the guy actually had to run out of the way to avoid being knocked down. The guy was so pissed that when the van finally stopped to let him pass, he reached through the window and beat the driver on the head with his cell phone. As a sympathetic pedestrian, I almost went over there to help him.
“Every day, people are straying away from the Church and going back to God.”
Lenny Bruce, who was born on this date in 1925
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