“Osama bin Laden released his first new audiotaped message in over a year. While there is some new material in the message, insiders say it’s mostly a Greatest Threats collection. A White House spokesman says they plan to check out the message in its entirety, but they’re too busy listening to your phone calls.”
— Tina Fey
From this date in 2006. Eight. Years. Ago.
Muddy again. It’s hard to believe that my favorite president, ever, is working so hard to justify abridgement of the 4th Amendment.