Two best lines

Two best lines from Charles Pierce:

The other night, I heard John King on CNN earnestly explaining to me the difference between “Wal-Mart Moms,” “Soccer Moms,” and “Hockey Moms.” Basically, it caused me to wonder why smart women don’t just go around to the cable news outlets explaining things with Louisville Sluggers. As Alison Porchnik says to Alvy Singer in Annie Hall, “No, I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype.”

Worst visual of the convention: watching the Palin family hand baby Trig down the line every time the camera went on. They could teach something to the U.S. 4X100 relay teams, I’ll tell you that.

Where home prices may actually … rise?

Believe it or not, in the future people will be buying and selling homes. Some of them will even make a profit.

It’s not so crazy an idea. Consider Albuquerque, N.M. The mid-sized Southwestern city has experienced housing price declines since a peak in the third quarter of 2007, job growth has been flat, and housing starts are expected to fade by 45 percent through the end of 2008. Nevertheless, it’s a city that home builders and economists are bullish about for 2010 and beyond.

Forbes has the story.

A house on my street that sold last summer for top dollar is on the market again (it’s a long story). The asking price is just 2% less than last year. Of course, they haven’t sold it after three weeks. Still . . .

Thanks to Byron for the link.

More information than we need

Jill, official older daughter of NewMexiKen, reports:

There was a time, a gentler time, when, if a woman was…expecting…she would retire to her country home and quietly await the arrival of the child, keeping the news from all but closest family, and never discussing it in mixed company.

Now, when the baseball coach sends an e-mail asking who can come to practice tonight, the whole e-mail list gets this in response:

“We cannot confirm whether [our son] will be able to attend practice this evening or not. I’m dilated 4 cm and might be having this baby at any minute!”

School

The Sweeties® are all in school this year, Mack in 2nd grade, Kiley in kindergarten and the others in pre-school.

Aidan’s teacher didn’t have to discuss his behavior with Aidan’s mom until the second day this year, a new personal best for Aidan.

But let’s keep in mind his older brother’s approach:

“[Mack] also told us about the green-yellow-red behavior system and said that he won’t get any reds but we should expect a few yellows.”

Mack later said that it’s not that he might purposefully break a rule, it’s that you don’t always know the rules. Indeed. It’s difficult to go through kindergarten, or any other part of life, without a few yellows.

September 5

Jesse James was born on this date in 1847. If James were alive today, he’d be the kind of guy who’d park a Ryder truck in front of a federal building. He was not the Robin Hood character many learned, but rather a racist, anti-emancipation, anti-union murdering terrorist long after the civil war had effectively decided the larger matters. See T.J. Stiles masterful Jesse James: Last Rebel of the Civil War.

“As this patient biography makes clear, violence came to Jesse James more or less with his mother’s milk.” — Larry McMurtry.

“Overall, this is the biography of a violent criminal whose image was promoted and actions extenuated by those who saw him as a useful weapon against black rights and Republican rule.” — Eric Foner

John Cage was born on this date in 1912. On his death in 1992, The New York Times described Cage as a “prolific and influential composer whose Minimalist works have long been a driving force in the world of music, dance and art.” Cage’s most influential and famous piece is 4’33”. It consists of four minutes and 33 seconds of silence. The work was among National Public Radio’s 100 most important American musical works of the 20th century.

The piece, premiered in 1952, directs someone to close the lid of a piano, set a stopwatch, and sit in silence for four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Musicians and critics alike initially thought the piece a joke. But its premiere pianist, who never played a note, calls it his most intense listening experience. “4:33” speaks to the nature of sound and the musical nature of silence.

Bob Newhart is 79. John Stewart of The Kingston Trio is 69. Raquel Welch is 68. Michael Keaton is 57.