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Archive for June 18, 2006

Turtle and Tortoise

You’ve probably been wondering about this:

Turtle— Spends most of its life in the water. Turtles tend to have webbed feet for swimming. Sea turtles (Cheloniidae family) are especially adapted for an aquatic life, with long feet that form flippers and a streamlined body shape. They rarely leave the ocean, except when the females come ashore to lay their eggs. Other turtles live in fresh water, like ponds and lakes. They swim, but they also climb out onto banks, logs, or rocks to bask in the sun. In cold weather, they may burrow into the mud, where they go into torpor until spring brings warm weather again.

Tortoise— A land-dweller that eats low-growing shrubs, grasses, and even cactus. Tortoises do not have webbed feet. Their feet are round and stumpy for walking on land. Tortoises that live in hot, dry habitats use their strong legs to dig burrows. Then, when it’s too hot in the sun, they slip underground.

Terrapin— Spends its time both on land and in water, but it always lives near water, along rivers, ponds, and lakes. Terrapins are often found in brackish, swampy areas. The word terrapin comes from an Indian word meaning “a little turtle.”

San Diego Zoo

Happy Father’s Day

This was sent to NewMexiKen today. Corny it is, of course, but touching, too.

As it could apply to either gender, I thought I’d post it here as a Father’s Day greeting. Happy Father’s Day.


When an old lady died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Dundee, Scotland, it was believed that she had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through her meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Ireland.

The old lady’s sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the North Ireland Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on her simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old Scottish lady, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this “anonymous” poem winging across the Internet:

Crabby Old Woman

What do you see, nurses …….. What do you see?
What are you thinking ………… When you’re looking at me?
A crabby old woman ………….. Not very wise,
Uncertain of habit, …………….. With faraway eyes?

Who dribbles her food …………. And makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice, .. “I do wish you’d try!”
Who seems not to notice ……… The things that you do,
And forever is losing …………… A stocking or shoe?

Who, resisting or not, ………….. Lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding, …….. The long day to fill?
Is that what you’re thinking? …. Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse, …….You’re not looking at me.

I’ll tell you who I am …………… As I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, ……….. As I eat at your will.
I’m a small child of ten ……….With a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters ………….. Who love one another.

A young girl of sixteen …………..With wings on her feet
Dreaming that soon now ………. A lover she’ll meet.
A bride soon at twenty, …………. My heart gives a leap,
Remembering the vows ……… That I promised to keep.

At twenty-five now, ……………. I have young of my own,
Who need me to guide …………. And a secure happy home.
A woman of thirty, ……………… My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other …………… With ties that should last.

At forty, my young sons ……….. Have grown and are gone,
But my man’s beside me ……… To see I don’t mourn
At fifty once more, ……………… Babies play round my knee,
Again we know children, ………… My loved one and me.

Dark days are upon me, ……….. My husband is dead,
I look at the future, ………….. I shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing …..Young of their own,
And I think of the years ………… And the love that I’ve known.

I’m now an old woman…………… And nature is cruel;
Tis jest to make old age …….. Look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles, …………… Grace and vigor depart,
There is now a stone ………….. Where I once had a heart.

But inside this old carcass ……. A young girl still dwells,
And now and again, …………… My battered heart swells.
I remember the joys, ……………. I remember the pain,
And I’m loving and living ………. Life over again.

I think of the years ……………. All too few, gone too fast,
And accept the stark fact ………. That nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people, …… Open and see,
Not a crabby old woman; ……….. Look closer….see, ME!!

More evidence that the World Cup isn’t a premier event in the U.S. (at least not in New Mexico)

Because of FCC-mandated children’s programming from 9-11 a.m., Saturday’s Ghana-Czech Republic and Italy-United States matches were aired by Albuquerque’s KOAT-TV on a tape-delay basis.

Today’s matches (Croatia-Japan, Brazil-Australia and France-South Korea) will be shown tape-delay for the same reason, KOAT sports director Bob Brown said.

KOAT on Saturday issued the following statement: “The soccer games are being tape-delayed because we are required by the FCC to air a set number of children’s programs in a consistent time period. That time period is 9 to 11 a.m. on Saturday, 9 to 10 a.m. on Sunday. Because of that, we will bring you the games tape-delayed to meet the FCC requirements.”

Today’s matches will be aired live on KLUZ-TV, a Spanish-language station, as were Saturday’s.

Albuquerque Journal

NewMexiKen watched the U.S.-Italy match on a one-hour delayed basis, knowing that the results were a computer screen away.

One understands, of course, that this same KOAT would have pre-empted the kids programming in a heart-beat for a live report on a two-acre fire someplace.

(NewMexiKen cannot find that this delay is a practice for west coast stations, where World Cup matches begin yet an hour earlier.)

The World Cup ref

Here via Political Animal a little balance about yesterday’s USA-Italy match and the referee:

BBC comment on the red card against Italy’s Daniele De Rossi: “De Rossi disgraced himself with a sickening, needless elbow on Brian McBride and was given his marching orders.”

BBC comment on the red card against USA’s Pablo Mastroeni: “His two-footed, reckless lunge on Pirlo was deserving of a red card and left referee Jorge Larrionda with little option.” And the New York Times: “The officials’ guidelines call for red cards for two-footed cleats-up tackles.”

LA Times comment on both red cards against USA, including the second against Eddie Pope: “Although the U.S. questioned the calls, replays appeared to show that both were justified.”

Washington Post comment on the offside call against Brian McBride that negated a second half goal: “Afterward, McBride admitted that he was not only offside, but had screened goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon.”

Update: The Sports Economist disagrees — with a foul-by-foul inventory.

Inner Peace Isn’t All It’s Cracked Up to Be

Woman #1: Ma’am, could you please move your bag so I could sit down?

Woman #2: No, can’t you see I’m busy, bitch? And I’m not movin this fuckin’ thing. It’s heavy and I don’t want to pick it up again! Sit somewhere else.

She goes back to reading Jesus and Mary: The Key to Divine Love and Inner Peace.

–149th St station downtown platform

Overheard in New York

Politics and the pitch

There have been revolutions to create socialism, democracy, and authoritarian dictatorship. But humankind has yet to fight a revolution to guarantee one of the most vital elements — if not the most vital element — of the good life. That is, a winning soccer team. If we were to take up arms for this reason, what kind of government would we want to install?

canada.com

Communist, Fascist, military junta or industrialized democracy? An interesting, if not altogether serious article that begins with the above paragraph.

Fans lose trousers to gain entry

Football’s governing body has explained why up to 1,000 Dutch fans watched a World Cup tie wearing no trousers.

Around 1,000 fans arrived for the Ivory Coast tie in their traditional bright orange trousers – but bearing the logo and name of a Dutch brewery.

To protect the rights of the official beer they were denied entry, so the male fans promptly removed the trousers and watched the game in underpants.

Fifa said an attempt at an “ambush” publicity campaign was not allowed.

Fifteen major companies have paid up to $50m (£27m) each for the right to be official partners at this World Cup.

The American firm Anheuser Busch, which makes Budweiser, won the exclusive right to promote and sell its beverage in the stadiums and other venues.

There has been a wider resentment in Germany that a US brewery has the exclusive rights in a country which prides itself on the quality of its beer and has very strict laws governing its composition.

BBC News

Father’s Day

Today is Father’s Day, a holiday in this country that goes back to a Sunday morning in May of 1909, when a woman named Sonora Smart Dodd was sitting in church in Spokane, Washington, listening to a Mother’s Day sermon. She thought of her father who had raised her and her siblings after her mother died in childbirth, and she thought that fathers should get recognition too.

So she asked the minister of the church if he would deliver a sermon honoring fathers on her father’s birthday, which was coming up in June, and the minister did. And the tradition of Father’s Day caught on, though rather slowly. Mother’s Day became an official holiday in 1914; Father’s Day, not until 1972.

The Writer’s Almanac

When I’m 64

When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now.
Will you still be sending me a Valentine,
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine.

If I’d been out till quarter to three,
Would you lock the door.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I’m sixty-four.

You’ll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.

I could be handy, mending a fuse,
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside,
Sunday mornings go for a ride.

Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I’m sixty-four.

Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the Isle of Wight, if it’s not too dear.
We shall scrimp and save.
Grandchildren on your knee,
Vera, Chuck and Dave.

Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away.

Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I’m sixty-four.

Sir Paul McCartney is 64 today. He wrote the song as a teenager with his own father in mind. It was released on the album “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” in 1967.

Appomattox Court House National Historical Park (Virginia)

… was designated a U. S. War Department Battlefield Site on this date in 1930. It became a National Historical Monument in 1935 and a National Historical Park in 1954.

Appomattox Court House

Walk the old country lanes where Robert E. Lee, Commanding General of the Army of Northern Virginia, surrendered his men to Ulysses Grant, General-in-Chief of all United States forces, on April 9, 1865. Imagine the events that signaled the end of the Southern States’ attempt to create a separate nation. The National Park encompasses approximately 1800 acres of rolling hills in rural central Virginia. The site includes the McLean home (surrender site) and the village of Appomattox Court House, Virginia, the former county seat for Appomattox County. The site also has the home and burial place of Joel Sweeney – the popularizer of the modern five string banjo. There are twenty seven original 19th century structures on the site.

Appomattox Court House National Historical Park