The 100 unsexiest men in the world

Here’s three:

21. Ron Howard: He was cute as Opie, passable as Richie, but now as Ron Howard, he’s just plain weird-looking. Especially with a beard.

22. Clint Howard [Ron Howard’s brother]: Ron’s younger, balder, and weirder-looking brother. Yes, weirder looking than Ron Howard.

23. Bill Gates: To quote Dana Carvey: “Gates apparently made a deal with the devil: ‘You can have $60 billion, but you have to go through life looking like a turtle.'”

The Phoenix has the other 97.