Chris Rock

“A black C student can’t run no f***ing company. A black C student can’t even be the manager of Burger King. Meanwhile, a white C student just happens to be the president of the United States of America!”

— Chris Rock. HBO. Tonight.

Chris Rock

As the father of a baby girl, Chris Rock discovered that his main job is giving her a healthy first impression of men. If she grows up to be a stripper, he’ll know he failed.

“You got to keep her off the pole!” Rock advises at the top of his voice.

This Saturday. HBO.