Where Is My Gay Apocalypse?

San Francisco Chronicle columnist Mark Morford has his camera ready and wonders: Over 3,500 gay marriages and, what, no hellfire? I was promised hellfire. And riots. What gives?.

Morford also tells us:

(Oh, and while we’re at it, God also really hates shrimp. Maybe you didn’t know. Shrimp are evil, as are all shrimp eaters. Clams, too. Hey, it’s in the Bible. You can look it up. Why the Right is attacking homosexuals in love and not, say, Red Lobster, remains a mystery.)