Pirate of the Caribbean

From The Seattle Times: Sideline Chatter:

Say it ain’t so, O.

DirecTV has filed suit in Miami against O.J. Simpson, claiming that the disgraced former football star stole its satellite TV signals, and is demanding $20,000 in damages, The Associated Press reported.

DirecTV claims that during a raid of Simpson’s home Dec. 4, 2001, two illegal retrieval devices, called “bootloaders,” were found. Simpson’s lawyer, taking the gloves off early, immediately stated that the devices were legal.

As for O.J., he has reportedly vowed to scour any and all golf courses in search of the real signal pirates.