Jay Leno (last night)

“President Bush has just one question for the American voters: Is the rich person you’re working for better off now than they were 4 years ago?”

“John Kerry says he’s considering going to Iraq. But Kerry said he wants to avoid any sense of politics in such a trip. He doesn’t want people to think he’s going for political reasons. No, he’s just going for Spring Break. It’s that time of year … it’s Iraq.”

Source: The Associated Press