Interpretations of Nursery Rhymes Are Sometimes a Bit Off the Mark

From Steve Harvey in the Los Angeles Times:

Leslie Hutchens writes: “When my daughter was young, I taught her the ‘This Little Piggy’ rhyme on her toes. When she got old enough to recite along with me, I was very amused by her version, which went: ‘This little piggy went to Target; this little piggy stayed home.'”