“Watching TV last night, I saw an interesting documentary on the ninja. You know, the Japanese soldier? According to legend, the ninjas were warriors who could make themselves invisible whenever there was a war. You know, kind of like Bush in the National Guard.”
“The White House has now released military documents that they say prove — prove George Bush met his requirements while in the National Guard. Hey, big deal. We’ve got documents that prove Al Gore won the election.”
“Bush did have an explanation. He said he did go to Alabama, but when he didn’t find any weapons of mass destruction, he went back to Texas.”
“The White House finally found one guy who says he remembers serving with President Bush on National Guard duty in Alabama. Isn’t that amazing? Now if they can find someone who remembers Bush working on an economic plan!”
–The Tonight Show with Jay Leno