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Opinions You Should Have is The Onion of blogs. Among recent stories:

White House Budget Contains Gatefold, 12-page “Emperor’s Clothes” Pictorial of Bush

Intern Says Kerry And Matt Drudge Having Affair

White House Concerned Obsession With Lying About National Guard Could Distract Nation From Current Lies

Ex-American Airlines Pilot Hired To Fly Airforce One

Senate Offices Closed Due To Botox Scare

Capture Of Bin Laden In Preproduction; Slated For October Release