Barbie’s ex in no way affiliated with NewMexi ‘Ken’

Mike Cassidy has an amusing take on the Barbie and Ken break up —

Toy maker Mattel let it leak that Ken’s failure to commit was at the core of the couple’s troubles. He simply would not ask Barbie to marry him, despite subtle hints like Dream Bride Barbie. Why Boot Camp Barbie didn’t propose first we’ll never know.