Good lawyer cartoon…

that lawyers might enjoy. Click here.

The Bleat is back

Lileks has a good read today — his family in Scottsdale.

Hey, Virginia

Send us some rain. Click to see what I mean.

Soupy Sales…

was born on this date in 1926.

Soupy prospered as a Detroit and then ABC television comedian in the 50s and 60s. NewMexiKen remembers Soupy for the noontime Lunch with Soupy Sales on WXYZ-TV, along with White Fang and Black Tooth, Pookie the Worm, and the Soupy Shuffle. Great stuff.

The Dow Jones industrial average…

closed above 2,000 for the first time (2,002.25) on this date in 1987.

Tired of Internet Explorer?

Walt Mossberg reviews the other browsers at Personal Technology.

Several of these alternate browsers have a very cool feature to which I have recently become addicted: tabbed browsing. With tabbed browsing, you can keep multiple Web pages open at the same time, on the same screen. Only one page is visible at a time, but the others are identified by a row of tabs, usually at the top of the screen. To switch screens, you just click on one of the tabs. The new page appears instantly, because it has already been downloaded.

Tabbed browsing is the biggest fundamental improvement in the Web browser in years.

The Battle of New Orleans…

was fought on this date in 1815.

Major General Andrew Jackson’s army of between 6,000 and 7,000 troops consisted chiefly of militiamen and volunteers from southern states. Because of slow communications, news of the peace treaty between Britain and the United States that had been signed at Ghent (Dec. 24, 1814) did not reach the United States in time to avert the battle, in which Jackson’s troops fought against 7,500 British regulars who stormed their position. So effective were the earthworks and the barricades of cotton bales with which the Americans had fortified their position that the fighting lasted only half an hour, ending in a decisive U.S. victory and a British withdrawal. British casualties numbered more than 2,000 (289 killed); American, only 71 (31 killed). News of the victory reached Washington, D.C., at the same time as that of the Treaty of Ghent and did much to raise the low morale of the capital.

The anniversary of the Battle was widely celebrated with parties and dances during the nineteenth century, especially in the South. More recently it was commemorated in the “Battle of New Orleans,” as sung by Johnny Horton and others.

Battle of New Orleans
by Jimmy Driftwood

In 1814 we took a little trip,
along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans,
and we fought the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.

We fired our guns and the British kept a comin’,
There wasn’t ’bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin’
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Oh we looked down the river and we seen the British come.
There must have been a hundred of ‘em beatin’ on a drum.
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring.
We stood behind our cotton bales and didn’t say a thing.

Old Hickory said we could take ‘em by surprise,
if we didn’t fire our muskets till we looked ‘em in the eyes.
We held our fire till we seen their faces well,
then we opened up our squirrel guns and gave ‘em a little…Well….we…

….fired our guns and the British kept a comin’,
There wasn’t ’bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin’
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We fired our cannons till the barrels melted down,
then we grabbed an alligator and we fired another round.
We filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind,
and when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

We fired our guns and the British kept a comin’,
There wasn’t ’bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin’
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Jesse Garon and Elvis Aron Presley…

were born in a house without electricity or plumbing in East Tupelo, Mississippi, on this date in 1935. Jesse, the older twin, was stillborn. The parents were Vernon Elvis Presley and Gladys Smith Presley.