Marital bliss

From the Morning Briefing in the Los Angeles Times

[Tommy] Lasorda says he has OnStar in his Cadillac and loves it.

“If I lock my keys in the car, all I have to do is call OnStar and they unlock my car,” he said. “If the car were ever stolen, they can lock all the doors and trap the thief in the car.

“Whenever my wife tells me she is taking my car to go shopping, I call OnStar and tell them my car has been stolen.”