Late Show Top Ten Archive: October 8, 2003
10. “Pretty much the same as Schwarzenegger, but less body oil”
9. “Three words: Lieutenant Governor Urkel”
8. “Thanks to my innocent charm, I’d get away with 60% more groping”
7. “I guess I’d have to quit my job as a security guard”
6. “You may not agree with me, but at least you could understand me”
5. “Inaugural address would have a laugh track”
4. “Television viewers wouldn’t know if they were watching C-Span or Nick at Nite”
3. “Wouldn’t have to worry about me having to take time off to do movies”
2. “I would form a task force to find out exactly what Willis was talking about”
1. “Unlike Schwarzenegger, I would admit I’m not qualified”