If Microsoft Headquarters was in Alabama…

  1. Their #1 product would be “Microsoft Winders.”
  2. Instead of an hourglass icon, you would get an empty beer bottle.
  3. Occasionally, you would bring up a winder that was covered with a Hefty bag and duct tape.
  4. Instead of “Yes,” “No,” “Cancel”, dialog boxes would give you the choice of “Aww-right,” “Naw,” or “Git.”
  5. Instead of “Ta-Da!”‘, the opening sound would be “Dueling Banjos.”
  6. The “Recycle Bin” in Winders would be an outhouse.
  7. Whenever you pulled up the sound player you would hear a digitized drunk yelling “Freebird!” and “Roll Tide.”
  8. Power Point would be “Par Pawnt.”
  9. Microsoft’s programming tool would be “Vishual Basic.”
  10. Winders Logo would incorporate the Confederate flag.
  11. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.
  12. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.
  13. “Flight Simulator” would be replaced by “NASCAR Simulator.”
  14. Microsoft CEO: Billy-Bob (aka “Bubba”) Gates.
  15. Direct link to WWW (World Wide Wrestling) Home Page.

Slightly revised from list found on the ‘net.